The Nation's Hero

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This is the first article in the series titled, 'The Nation's Heroes', a space where we give tribute to the men and women who've made India into what it is today...please feel free to leave your comments, suggestions, feedback etc.! You know, I will always appreciate it!

The Nation's Hero: Suresh Kalmadi

Suresh Kalmadi, who unarguably is the most talked about man in India (and perhaps, the rest of the Commonwealth), is a national hero. In a day and age filled with unscrupulous, conniving and corrupt schemers, Mr Kalmadi represents the shining ray of hope that this nation has to offer. Sure, one might say that he’s the one responsible for the debacle known as Delhi Commonwealth Games, 2010. But, Mr Kalmadi’s love for India and Indians far exceeds his desire for material gains, which if I may add, were just means to  a far greater and nobler end. 

In so many decades of Indian sporting history, what glories have our athletes won? I certainly cannot think of too many. One might cite certain statistical data, but it doesn’t paint the glorious picture that we’d wish to see. Too long have we been content with bronze and silvers; we just remember the one gold (won by Abhinav Dhingda. Wait, wasn’t it Bindra? Oh, well, anyway…). Another great tragedy is the treatment meted out to the players by the coaches, and the pitiful condition the politicians’ subject the coaches to (why, some even refuse to acknowledge that there are any coaches whatsoever!). The point is, India’s image as a sporting nation is in shambles (no, we do not include cricket in this category). In such grim times, Mr Kalmadi has done what many thought was beyond even the impossible.

Kalmadi had a simple philosophy when he began preparations for the Games: 'with great power, come greater responsibilities'. He sought to bring back the golden glory of Indian sports, and he did so by employing what some might call ‘questionable tactics’, but his intentions remained the noblest.

Well, to start with, Kalmadi orchestrated every single tendering process with pin-point precision giving the bids to those who wouldn’t get them otherwise. It takes an unselfish man to think of those who are more unfortunate than he is! Look at all the contractors who were given a job in these days of recession. Kalmadi’s concern was not just limited to these people; it was the athletes-the bright and shining future of India, that he really cared about!

Since the Games are in Delhi, our athletes would enjoy a home-ground advantage. Kalmadi merely made it more home-like. One has to but look in the papers and read about collapsing bridges, building, ceilings et al. Now, if Kalmadi gave the foreign athletes a flavour of India, is he really to blame?

I mean, it’s not exactly an act of sabotage; when in India, live like the Indians. Of course, if those poor chaps decide to pull out, it’s really their loss. And since Indians are so used to jumping over craters, pot-holes, dodging falling debris, branches from the sky, leaking roofs, and living in harmony with strays, the advantage is ours. If the Games do go ahead (and I assume they will), our athletes will show the world that they are the best, even in adverse circumstances! Of course, sceptics might argue that since there would be no foreign athletes, there would be no competition. Thus our fellows would win by default. This is utter nonsense. The Games are a celebration of India, and everything that we stand for, which is, resilience, endurance, sportsman spirit, and an optimistic outlook to life (exemplified by how Sheila Dixit goes on record to say everything will be fine. What an amazingly optimistic woman!).

And, we shall get home the gold, not by an act of shameless nepotism, but by overcoming the challenges that the common Indian man faces everyday.

Suresh Kalmadi, with his hard work and fruitful endeavour, has given a lease of life to a dream that was, is, and will always be cherished by Indian athletes: the gold medal. He did so not at the cost of harming others (no one died in any of the accidents), nor at the cost of chasing away foreign athletes (are we to blame that their infrastructure is so good? Besides, they even have different levels of hygiene!).

He has fought for the Indian dream, for the Indian common man, and the aspiring Indian athlete (there’s no evidence that he doped some of those losers, is there?).

And for all this, Mr Suresh Kalmadi is the greatest Indian of the decade, a true patriot and a national hero!








Note: This is article is heavy with sarcasm and satire; while the opinions are my own ( I mean, I wrote it!), the purpose of this is to bring out the blatant and shameless hypocrisy of Indian politicians, bureaucrats and everyone who's sending this nation to the sewers.

I would appreciate it if you bear the sarcasm, and leave your opinions, comments and feedback. Thank you!

The Price Of Genius

Why be content

With dreary routines of existence?

All of which

Is fallacy, falsehood and pretence

The powerful mind

Shall not rust idly in waste

If not used well,

Because all life passes in such haste

Accepting the obvious

Is grave injustice done to you

Question the truth

And seek out answers anew

Our purpose

On this earth is indeed a mystery

Attempts to understand it

Were always treated as Devil’s sorcery

He who sought peace

Was always called the coward

Brave they were

For they moved on forward

The head of true genius

Will never ever bow down in shame

Their glory is eternal

For in vain is all fortune and fame 

They stood tall, proud

When they were burnt alive at the stake

Their lives sacrificed

For mankind and its future’s sake

I am scoffed, mocked

And hated with contempt and jealousy

But, I too shall not bow

For I see their spirit in me…